He owns the universe and he still wants my heart.

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tardisdelorean:

xybutt:

we are fierce dragons with Tiger balm wisdom and the ability to turn any household item into a weapon that will smack you if you’re being stupid

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(Source: this-isakindness)

13:23 ▪ September 19 ▪ 45748 %
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Sea lions~

10:37 ▪ September 19 ▪ 1 %

Little moo moos!!!!!

09:31 ▪ September 16 ▪ 0 %

Hello Malibuuuuuuu~

06:07 ▪ September 16 ▪ 2 %

Santa Monica beach~

05:11 ▪ September 16 ▪ 1 %

officiallalexgaskarth:

game84cube:

wholock-r-a-dorkiplier:

DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?

If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running?

Not a very good one obviously.

(Source: neogohann)

15:08 ▪ September 13 ▪ 373336 %

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

15:07 ▪ September 13 ▪ 505333 %

lindsaylohoean:

if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

15:07 ▪ September 13 ▪ 148389 %

(Source: memewhore)

15:05 ▪ September 13 ▪ 97248 %

handjob:

when someone tries taking food from your plate

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15:05 ▪ September 13 ▪ 14251 %

prehistoric-birds:

thinkin about my followers

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15:05 ▪ September 13 ▪ 217443 %

bagelthins:

the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself will turn as well

(Source: terrakion)

15:04 ▪ September 13 ▪ 108187 %

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(Source: unbreakablesoul)

15:03 ▪ September 13 ▪ 603919 %
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growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

15:02 ▪ September 13 ▪ 33712 %
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