He owns the universe and he still wants my heart.

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r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

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speech, speech, speech!

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WE are Groot.

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tagged as: #babe

dutchster:

i’m glad bo shares my thought on this

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

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beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend
Level: Asian

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meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

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qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

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aleksnotalex:

senpai-aleksandr:

When James was 20, Kevin was 14

When seamus was 20, kevin was 12 

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Cabinet of Monstrosities by Hajime Emoto. They are supposed to represent the 7 deadly sins. 

These were all made from paper and bamboo. Here is his website, although it’s in Japanese. (Website)

I forgot the best one

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sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

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