He owns the universe and he still wants my heart.

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remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

(Source: yowing)

23:23 ▪ August 29 ▪ 60315 %

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

(Source: ladugard)

23:23 ▪ August 29 ▪ 411638 %

snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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(Source: snorlaxatives)

23:21 ▪ August 29 ▪ 70460 %

trenchcoatinimpala:

things you don’t point out about people:

  • acne
  • cuts
  • Scars
  • body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
  • fat rolls/curves
  • how much/how little they’re eating
  • how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
  • How fat they are.
  • If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
  • If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

(Source: fishingboatstops)

23:21 ▪ August 29 ▪ 1003443 %
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mad-hatter-with-a-box:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

This land is a dream

23:21 ▪ August 29 ▪ 98603 %

whatsacanada:

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

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they were warning us

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23:19 ▪ August 29 ▪ 191952 %

(Source: poyzn)

23:18 ▪ August 29 ▪ 261952 %

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

23:18 ▪ August 29 ▪ 286670 %

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

23:18 ▪ August 29 ▪ 111811 %

verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

23:17 ▪ August 29 ▪ 97645 %

funkyspartan:

onestrangekid:

caitlinashley:

lucalunio:

emifail:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

(Source: onlylolgifs)

23:17 ▪ August 29 ▪ 374692 %

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

23:16 ▪ August 29 ▪ 300811 %

n7nocturnal:

i-dont-use-this-thing:

punkpinknova:

"Jordan Mathewson aka Kootra" "interviewed about swatting prank" "Kootra…

OK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW,

THE FUCKING MEDIA SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING BLAMING THE CREATURES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M SO FUCKING PISSED AT IT.

And those fucking questions? are u kidding me???

"why did you appear to be amused (…)" WELL YOU KNOW SIR, SOMETIMES, WHEN IN FACE OF FEAR OR ANXIETY, OUR BRAIN SENDS VARIOUS MESSAGES TO OUR BODY, SO PEOPLE REACT DIFFERENTLY TO THINGS THAT SCARE THEM, OR SURPRISE THEM, SO MAYBE LAUGHING WAS THE ONLY THING JORDAN COULD HAVE DONE U FUCKING IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT

"Do you find this funny?"
"YES COP I AM REALLY AMUSED THAT I AM A SECOND AWAY FROM GETTING MY BRAIN BLASTED WTF"

                                                                                   -Tea (Pla Group)

and then THEY ASK HIM HOW DID HE KNOW HE WAS GETTING SWATTED BEFORE THE COPS BURST IN.

ARE U SERIOUS?
 ”I DUNNO, MAYBE BECAUSE I FUCKING HEARD THEM? MAYBE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO OTHERS??”
FUCKING MEDIA SHOULD SHOVE A FUCKING DICK UP THEIR ASSES.

not to mention they’re making this viral, IT’S EVERYWHERE ON THE US.

How the fuck do you think Jordan is feeling? Bet that THAT LOVELY MAN, WHO DOESN’T EVEN SWEAR, WHO PRAISES CATS, Just wants to forget that this fucking experience ever happened.

The Media is a bunch of uneducated assholes who make it seem like they think that The creatures or Jordan are the ones to be blamed.

They didn’t even know what livestreaming was. LIKE, THINK OF THE WORDS. LIVE? STREAMING? MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT BEING LIVE? WITH PEOPLE WATCHING?

im really mad at the moment. and i swear to Julian i would give a piece of my mind to the media if i wasn’t in another fucking country.

What also pissed me off is how the media is saying that it’s the competitive gamers trying to get at their opponents.

NO.

Please get someone who understand what the Internet even is to cover this subject.

(Source: youtube.com)

23:16 ▪ August 29 ▪ 1685 %

unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

23:15 ▪ August 29 ▪ 145032 %
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